Andy Dick Was Arrested Again, This Time For Sexually Assaulting Two Dudes

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Andy Dick was arrested again, this time on two felony counts of sexual abuse for a drunken incident on Saturday morning in West Virginia. The first count was when he grabbed a security guard's crotch at Rum Runners in Huntington. The second is when he tried to stick his tongue down a patrons mouth without buying him dinner or paying first. Dick sexually assaulted a third man, Jonathan Kraft, but he will not be pressing charges. Andy put his tongue in Kraft's ear, but Kraft defends Andy saying the charges against him are "dumb" and "stupid." Kraft says "He’s nationally known as a weird guy." Well, I got to say that is true. This is just Andy Dick being Andy Dick and sexually assaulting as many dudes as he can on a weekend. The Huntington Herald Dispatch report:

Andy Dick, in town for weekend performances at the Funny Bone, was arrested around 4 a.m. Saturday by Huntington Police on sexual abuse charges.

Dick was taken into custody around 4 a.m. after two men accused Dick of groping them at Rum Runners, at 819 3rd Ave. According to a press release issued at 12:26 p.m. Saturday from the Huntington Police Department, officers responded to a call to investigate “two alleged incidents of a patron engaging in non-consensual sexual contact with a bar employee and another patron.”

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims' genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” the press release stated.

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for 10:30 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 2. If convicted, Dick faces one to five years in prison.

Wait a minute, all he did was grope two dudes? He didn't expose his own genitals, climb up on the bar and masturbate, or try to fuck the Golden Tee machine in the corner? Wow, Andy Dick is really maturing and finally acting almost his age. Anyway, hopefully Andy like the unwanted contact from dudes as much as he like to dish it out. He just might be going to a place for a few years where sexually assaulting dudes is a fact of life. But something tell me Andy will be the one on the short end of the stick in the big house. Click on pictures to enlarge:



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Andrew R. "Andy" Dick (born December 21, 1965 in Charleston, South Carolina, U.S.A.) is an American comedian, actor, musician and TV/film producer. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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Artie Lange Attempted Suicide But Failed Like A Good Attention Whore

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Howard Stern's sidekick Artie Lange was hospitalized over the weekend in New Jersey for an undisclosed ailment. Turns out the undisclosed ailment was a knife sticking out of his chest. Artie tried to commit suicide BY STABBING HIMSELF MULTIPLE TIMES! Artie stabbed himself 9 times in "an apparent suicide attempt" according to Page Six. Sources say Lange's mother came to visit him Saturday at his Hoboken apartment and to drop off food when she found him bloodied. They say Lange had six hesitation wounds and three deep plunges. Surgeons were able to stem the bleeding and save Lange. He has been absent from the show since early December, and recently canceled several stand-up gigs including one on New Year's Eve. In October, Lange missed more than a week of work after having what he described as a "mini-nervous breakdown" and near-relapse into drug addiction. The New York Post report:

Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

Damn, whatever stupid reason or reasons Artie had to attempt suicide he can now add another to that list. The dude is going to have some amazing scares as a result of his little handy work. Sure it was cool that the doctors saved him, but now he's going to have all these nasty scars across his chest. He can pretty much kiss any future career as an underwear model goodbye. Not to even mention that he failed at suicide which is the most pathetic thing ever. I mean, if you can't kill yourself then you are pretty much incompetent. This is just Artie's luck. BTW, Howard Stern might want to consider firing him because he is totally nuts. Next time he might try to hurt others instead of himself. And with America's hyper-sensitivity to workplace violence, the lawsuits will becoming from everywhere if he hurt a hair another person at the studio with this incident noe on record. Yup, dude just flush his career don't to toilet. On the other hand, as a comdian this incident is gong to give him some great material for his next comedy show. Click on pictures to enlarge.


I kid you not, this is (or was) his girlfriend:



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Arthur Steven "Artie" Lange, Jr. (born October 11, 1967 in Livingston, New Jersey, U.S.A.) is an American actor, comedian, radio personality and author. Lange is most notable for replacing Jackie Martling on The Howard Stern Show, and for being an original cast member of the sketch comedy series MADtv. Lange co-wrote a book with Anthony Bozza, titled Too Fat to Fish. It was released on November 11, 2008, and was named on the New York Times best-seller list on November 21, 2008. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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SNL Jenny Slate Drop The F-Bomb During Her Debut

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Oops! For those who missed it on Saturday night (or are not on the east coast) because you have a social life, new SNLer Jenny Slate managed to do something in her first-ever sketch that hadn't been done on the show in 28 years. The season premiere of SNL was over the weekend. Megan Fox hosted and U2 was the musical guest and new cast member Jenny Slate dropped the F-bomb during the live broadcast. But no big deal, folks need to relax. It happened at around 12:43 A.M. EST when everyone who were watching already forgot that SNL was on. In her first appearance on Saturday Night Live, during a sketch titled "Biker Chick Chat" which extensively featured the euphemism "frickin', Slate instead accidentally used the word "fuckin." Slate puffed her cheeks in a whoops expression after her slip. But we hear good news for Slate though, executive producer Lorne Michaels won't fire her. The Washington Post report:

Lorne Michaels, the show’s executive producer, said from New York late yesterday that the moment was especially traumatic for Slate because “it was literally her first time on the show. There was nothing dirty, just a slip of the tongue. It was ‘frickin’, frickin’, frickin’ ‘ and then boom! The pain that Jenny is going through is, I’m sure, considerably worse than that experienced by anybody who saw it.”

In the sketch, Slate and Kristin Wiig play biker chicks, and instead of saying "friggin'" or "freakin'" or any of the other substitutes they were supposed to use, Slate actually uttered the words "and I fuckin' love you for that." See the video below. The whoops look on her face after she just realizes what she did is even more priceless than the F-bomb itself. The last time this happened was in 1981, when the late Charles Rocket, disgruntled over his departure from the show, inserted the F-bomb as a parting gift to then executive producer Dick Ebersol. Either that or he was fired for using the f-word. Anyway, in Slate's case it was an honest mistake so firing her would be too harsh. But eveyone was talking about it on Monday so she did win big from the publicity because no one knew who she was last week. Click to play video.

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Jenny Slate (born March 25, 1982 in New York City, New York, U.S.A.) is an American actress and comedienne who joined the cast of Saturday Night Live for its 35th season. She is half of the comedy duo, Gabe & Jenny. She is a graduate of Columbia University and Milton Academy. Slate has appeared on the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon sketch 7th Floor West where she played an NBC page, later promoted to Jimmy's assistant, also named Jenny. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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TV Legend Ed McMahon Dies at 86

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Ed McMahon, the longtime pitchman and Johnny Carson sidekick whose "Heeeeeeerre's Johnny!" became a part of the vernacular, has died. Ed McMahon, 86 year-old, passed away a little after midnight on Tuesday at the Ronald Reagan/UCLA Medical Center. He was hospitalized with pneumonia and other ailments. He was long known for being Johnny Carson’s sidekick on The Tonight Show from 1962 to 1992. He had suffered a number of health problems in recent years, including a neck injury caused by a 2007 fall. Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Edward Leo Peter "Ed" McMahon, Jr. (March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009) was an American comedian, game show host, announcer, and television personality. Most famous for his work on television as Johnny Carson's announcer on Tonight Show from 1962 to 1992, and as the host of the talent show Star Search from 1983 to 1995, he later also became well-known as the presenter of the now-defunct American Family Publishers sweepstakes (not, as is commonly believed, its main rival Publishers Clearing House).

McMahon annually co-hosted the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon. He performed in numerous television commercials, most notably for Budweiser. In the 1970s and 1980s, he anchored the team of NBC personalities conducting the network's coverage of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

McMahon appeared in several films, including The Incident (1967), Fun With Dick and Jane (1977), Full Moon High (1981), and Butterfly (1982), as well as briefly in the film version of Bewitched (2005). According to Entertainment Weekly he is considered one of the "greatest sidekicks."

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Sacha Baron Cohen Brings Bruno in Nude Suit to Brandenburg Gate

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Here is something funny, Sacha Baron Cohen at a promotional photo call for his new Bruno movie at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin on Sunday. This isn't as gay as when he put his ass in Eminem's face at the MTV movie awards after landed on his lap with his naked backside. Click on pictures to enlarge.



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Sacha Noam Baron Cohen (born October 13, 1971 in Hammersmith, London, England) is a Golden Globe-winning English actor, comedian, and writer most noted for his comic characters Ali G (an inner city youth chav from suburban Staines), Borat Sagdiyev (a Kazakh reporter), and Brüno (a flamboyantly gay Austrian fashion reporter). In his routine, he typically conducts interviews with respected figures while posing as one of his characters for comedic effect. Those he interviews ostensibly believe that the interviews are sincere and legitimate. Sacha Baron Cohen's work has been recognized with several Emmy nominations, an Oscar nomination for Best Adapted Screenplay, a BAFTA award, and a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his work in the feature film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

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